February 2012
290 posts
warrenisdeadep asked: How do u xvx when you are drunk?
scott and I are drunk. ask me anything
scott and I drunk watching ETID DVDs
Scott: What award is a golden globe?
John: Golden globes.
nu-metal:
parrot-flies:
I kiss a picture of Olivia Garner every night before I sleep.
same
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and now i’m drunk and quoting hot rod by myself while scott is passed out. I cant even see the TV but I’ve seen this movie so much I can quote it either way.
scott and I are both drunk and watching hot rod. This has been maybe top 30 nights of my life? I’ll let you know LOL.
just got a call from my parents asking if there was any meat in a mcdonalds hamburger.
In their defense, they thought at this point fast food was so processed that it was made out of a bunch of bullshit to taste like beef but didn’t have any real beef in it.
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I wanna get a california condor tattoo but my body isn’t big enough :(
i guess I need a new mailbox cause it seems like all of my invites to things keep getting lost in the mail.
at first I was like, fuck, too much avocado! and then the chick peas came in and were like AIN’T NO PROBLEM HERE MOTHER FUCKER.
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Watchonehundredyearocean:
One Hundred Year Ocean - “1576” Village Basement Sessions Recorded on our recent tour with Empire! Empire! (I was a Lonely Estate). We mostly just smelled bad and made fun of Keith the entire time but John managed to get some usable footage.
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Anonymous asked: wow dads are rich white kids would have never guessed
i need to do more stream of conscious work soon to flush everything out. I also need to go to bed though.
a hotel glass elevator and hearing you say you think I am confident,
can you see through me or are you just talking to talk?
Some medicine can ruin you for a year
but some words can ruin you for longer.
If you asked me how long I thought forever was
I never would’ve answered,
because it’s a dumb fucking word
and defining it is even more of a limitation.
Words are...
radiatethisfrequency:
what kind of person past the age of 16 really thinks “i’m going to start a ska band” what the fuck
radiatethisfrequency:
punk rock sucks
got a picture of you and your boyfriend? Would you rather it be my face in that picture than his? Send me the pic and I’ll photoshop my face on it. FOR FREE.
